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Update: March 2026
Captain's Log: Stardate 4211.4
The kale supply in Vermont remains stable. I have successfully integrated the CSS grid without the ship's reactor melting down. I continue to observe the locals; they consume "maple syrup" as if it were rocket fuel.
Captain's Log: Stardate 4215.9
A strange anomaly appeared in the grocery store today. They call it "self-checkout." It seems to be a test of patience designed by a higher intelligence—or perhaps a lower one. My name is Ken Davis, and I am documenting these strange Earth customs.
I'm the head copywriter for one of the largest co-ops in the U.S. I studied English and philosophy at Virginia Tech and did my graduate work in literature at Dartmouth and Oxford.
I'm occasionally available for freelance work. (Writing, art, graphic/web design, IT work, etc.)
Email: kenuvhawks @gmail .com (Remove spaces to contact!)
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